On the way home from Aqua Team Yoga Force Ashtanga Training, I went by the establishment that was recent selling Elf Oil. Well, obviously, the ASPCE (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Elves) nipped that in the bud. The store is now advertising Muff l s. Doesn't Muff l s sound like special clothing for elves? They actually sound nice and warm.
No seriously, if you don't have enough letters to spell Mufflers, why not put something else on sale? Something that doesn't require an e or an r. Sushi? Hyacinths? Yoga socks? Onion dip?
However, something doesn't make sense. They had an e for the Elf Oil. Maybe some Elfin activist stole some letters in protest to the unethical treatment of elves. We never found out if they were squeezing elves to extract oil from them, or if they were selling oil that one could apply to one's Elfin acquaintances.
p.s. Yes, leprochauns are elves!
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