Things you may not know about me:

I love blooper shows. The ones that feature TV show bloopers. Not the America’s Stupidest Idiot variety.

I am not a connoisseur of bread. Bread is great, don’t get me wrong. But, basically, its main job is to keep my fingers from getting dirty while I’m eating my sandwich. Anything else is a bonus.

Apple cider = yum.

Over the past two months, I have met two Australians, including one yesterday evening. The number of Australians I have met previously, in my entire existence? Zero.