Christmas Party

This was written one week ago:

We just got done with our work Christmas Party breakfast and I wanted to give a brief review of the food.  Actually just a review of one dish: The Fruit Salad.  Never before in my years have I had a fruit salad that tasted of wet puppy dog, but today, I have.  I have never tasted puppy dog, wet or otherwise, but I have a good idea of what they must taste like.  It was a quite unpleasant fruit salad.  The sweet potato pancakes were also slightly jarring, but it was the wet puppy dog-tasting fruit salad that really killed the meal for me.  The mimosa I enjoyed after The Fruit Salad tragedy was delightful, however.